The Life of Adam and Eve

Posted on 05 June, by Admin under Rejected Books, Religious
In Genisis one cannot stop to wonder why there are 2 accounts of “god” creating the woman twice. He first created the woman at the same time “Adam” was created (Gen 1:27 – So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;  male and female created he them).
You then turn the page over and then learn that Adam was made, then he was so fucking lonely that god decided to make him a partner…. the woman (Gen 2:22 – And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man). Now the name Eve wasn’t given to the woman until they were expelled from the garden.
Now the question is inevitable……….. Why these two accounts? In my own words “What the fuck?”
Going back and reading on ancient Hebrew mythology there were 2 wifes given to Adam, the first was Lilith who was in fact the first feminist. After she cried like a little bitch for not wanting to lay beneath Adam when they were screwing each other she turned against him and became the Female demon who seduces men in their sleep.
Adam was yet alone, so god made the woman from Adam’s rib which made the woman inferior to man. And Adam saw this, at it was good. The story continues……….
ADAM’S FIRST WIFE
Before Eve, there was Lillith – a sharp-tongued, whining, trouble- making harpy, who might justifiably be identified as the first women’s libber. According to the book of Jewish civil and religious law know as the Talmud, Lilith was Adams’s first wife, but they broke up after arguing over who should have the dominant position during lovemaking. Lillith refused to lie on the bottom, and when Adam stuck to his guns, she sprouted wings and flew off in a rage –to become the queen and mother of a brood of nightmarish beings, including sex demons known as succubi and incubi.
Adam complained about his mate’s contrary behavior to God, who sent three Angels named Senoy, Sansenoy and Seangelof. Who then tracked her down near the Red Sea where she was found to be cohabiting with demons and giving birth to a host of imps and other strange off spring named “lillim or liliot.”
The Angels tried to cut a deal with Lilith persuading her to return to Adam. Lilith according to the ancient chronicles, refused. That’s when God decided to create Eve from Adam’s rib. Thus Eve became Adam’s new mate.
So why did Lilith get off to such a bad start? They say she was believed to have been formed by God from mud and filth. And she reveled in creating misery and spreading evil. She was a chronic troublemaker.
The hateful hellhound established herself as the first would-be home wrecker when she and her demonic entourage took advantage of Adam and Eve’s expulsion from the Garden of Eden by visiting them at night in the form of licentiously-evil beings.
As succubi, the female demon, and as incubi, the male demon. Lilith and her demon friends coupled with the pair during their sleep, thus conceiving more nightmare children who subsequently spread throughout the world, propagating evil and creating misery.
The ancient Jews believed Litith herself became a heartless demon whose evil and bloodlust led her to prey on newborn babies. She was said to represent a threat to girls until 20 days after birth and to boys until they were eight years old.
Lilith also appears in the Old Testament’s Book of Isaiah {34:14,} and may also be referred to in the Bible’s creation stories and other chapters. Genesis 5:3 mentions that Adam fathered a son with Eve “in his own likeness,” indicating that he had also fathered other sons who were not in his likeness, Demons, of course!
Psalms 91 mentions the “terror by night” that many believe is a reference to Lilith. The reference in Isaih mentions Lilith as “The night hag” who lived in the desert with wild beasts and hyenas. Isaiah, the Hebrew prophet, warns that when God takes His terrible vengeance on sinners, the land will be turned into desert and “Lilith shall repose there and find her place of rest.”
In The Gilgamesh Epic of Ancient Babylonia, Lilith is depicted as a harlot and vampire who is unable to have children of her own. The Babylonian tale has Lilith fleeing from her home near the Euphrates River and living in the wasteland. In Babylonian sculptures and other artistic depictions she is typically shown as a beautiful young woman with the feet of an owl. The owl’s feet are said to relate to her nocturnal wanderings, when she was believed to seduce sleeping men and prey on innocent babes.
Lilith also appears in ancient Sumerian legend as a “dark maid” who progressed from being a nuisance to an outcast of the Gods, and then to a succubus who seduced sleeping men to create demons.
Columbia University Press.
Lilith, female demon of Jewish mythology, originally probably the Assyrian storm demon Lilitu. In Talmudic tradition many evil attributes were given to this supposedly nocturnal creature. In Jewish folklore she is a vampirelike child-killer and the symbol of sensual lust. Of the various legends connected with her, the one making her Adam’s first wife is the strongest. Lilith appears in the Walpurgis Night section of Goethe’s Faust and is discussed in Bernard Shaw’s Back to Methuselah. See L. Ginzberg, The Legends of the Jews, vol. V (repr. 1956).

In Genisis one cannot stop to wonder why there are 2 accounts of “god” creating the woman. He first created the woman at the same time “Adam” was created (Gen 1:27 – So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him;  male and female created he them).

You then turn the page over and then learn that Adam was made, then he was so fucking lonely that god decided to make him a partner…. the woman (Gen 2:22 – And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man). Now the name Eve wasn’t given to the woman until they were expelled from the garden.

Now the question is inevitable……….. Why these two accounts? In my own words “What the fuck?”

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Cain and Âwân

Posted on 05 June, by Admin under Rejected Books, Religious
Now, we all know the story of good ‘ol Cain and Abel. God loves blood, and therefor accepted Abel’s meat offering and rejected Cain’s fruity loops. Then Cain went to kill Abel and shed the little brothers’ blood and god was so pleased that he blessed Cain with wealth. However, what is unclear in this whole story is, if Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel was the only people on this earth, how on “earth” did Cain find himself a wife? We need to turn to yet another banned book that wasn’t fit enough for the high priests to be included in the “holy” bible. The Book of Jubilees.
A jubilee is a special year of remission of sins and universal pardon. I don’t really care much about what exactly a jubilee is nor am I intersted, however, what happens in the first 5 jubilees is very very peculiar and one must wonder why didn’t the sodomizing priests include this in the scriptures. Well, it is because the book of jubilees finds nothing wrong with incest, and if there is nothing wrong with incest then why is it banned throughout the bible?
According to Jubilees Adam and Eve not only bore Cain, Abel and Seth, but they bore NINE (9) other kiddies as well. Two of those nine was Âwân and Azûrâ. (Genesis 4:17 – And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived). Cain married Âwân and had lovely incest times which led to the birth of Enoch. Then when that wasn’t enough, Cain then married Azûrâ and made her pregnant too. Azûrâ then gave birth to Enos.
I’m not justifying the bible, the point I’m trying to make is that some books were deliberately expelled from the bible which made the bible so god damn confusing. So with extra knowledge, one can really hammer christians when it comes to bible punching.
Cain and Abel (iv. 1-12; cf. Gen. iv.).
IV. And in the third week in the second jubilee
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she gave birth to Cain, and in the fourth she gave birth
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to Abel, and in the fifth she gave birth to her daughter
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’Âwân. 32. And in the first (year) of the third jubilee,
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Cain slew Abel because (God) accepted the sacrifice of Abel, and did not accept the offering of Cain. 3. And he slew him in the field: and his blood cried from the ground to heaven, complaining because he had slain him. 4 4. And the Lord reproved Cain because of Abel, because he had slain him, and he made him a fugitive on the earth because of the blood of his brother, and he cursed him upon the earth. 5
5. And on this account it is written on the heavenly tables, “Cursed is he who smiteth his neighbour treacherously, and let all who have seen and heard say, So be it; and the man who hath seen and not declared (it), let him be accursed as the other.” 6. And for this reason we announce when we come before the Lord our God all the sin which is committed in heaven and on earth, and in light and in darkness, and everywhere. 7. And Adam and his wife mourned for Abel four weeks of years, and in the fourth year
(99-127) 130 A.M.
of the fifth week they became joyful, and Adam knew
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his wife again, and she bare him a son, and he 1 called his name Seth; for he said “God hath raised up a second seed unto us on the earth instead of Abel; for Cain slew him.” 2 8. And in the sixth week he
134-140 A.M.
begat his daughter ’Azûrâ. 9. And Cain took ’Âwân his sister to be his wife and she bare him Enoch 3 at
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the close of the fourth jubilee. And in the first year of the first week of the fifth jubilee, houses were built
197 A.M.
on the earth, and Cain built a city, and called its name after the name of his son Enoch. 10. And Adam knew Eve his wife and she bare yet nine sons. 4
225-231 A.M.
11. And in the fifth week of the fifth jubilee Seth took ’Azûrâ his sister to be his wife, and in the fourth
235 A.M.
(year of the sixth week) she bare him Enos. 5 12. He 6 began to call on the name of the Lord on the earth.

Now, we all know the story of good ‘ol Cain and Abel. God loves blood, and therefor accepted Abel’s meat offering and rejected Cain’s fruity loops. Then Cain went to kill Abel and shed the little brothers’ blood and god was so pleased that he blessed Cain with wealth. However, what is unclear in this whole story is, if Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel was the only people on this earth, how on “earth” did Cain find himself a wife? We need to turn to yet another banned book that wasn’t fit enough for the high priests to be included in the “holy” bible. The Book of Jubilees.

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